hello my people, you dont seem to like my xanga very much, since i have NOT 1 comment. but thats okay because i am a artist, and i understand that my work will not be fully apprechiated untill i am dead. ssooo you CANT TOUCH THIS, na na na na, CANT TOUCH THIS.

its MAYER time

yo this is achy .. i put on cotteneyed joe for u davy .. hope u enjoy u piece of shit

LOVE,

ACH

today, i was in the middle of some hardcore workin out, when some of my brothers friends come in, they were terrified of my HUGE muscles. when they first saw me 1 of them fell down, my mom had to give him CPR. then i tried to stand up, but my shirt riped because of the muscles :( . do you have any idea how hard it is to find a shirt that fits with guns this HUGE.  next my cats stupidly crossed my path , I WAS FORCED TO SHAVE THEM  .

well some old day in the life of DAVE " the man " MAYER

today i was making invatations to a PARTAYYYY!! and i discovered that there is such a thing as a spray glue... YES.. i was shocked too. it looks like hair spray, but instead of hairspray its actually glue. and its really adhesive. so i by "accident"   sprayed it all over my hand and..... well it just got really out of hand . 

a th th thats all FOLKS!!!

here, here read all about it......

oh exuse me i just finished watchin the newsies ( a great film).

anyway i hope every1 likes the new picture it may be alittle on the geeey side, but whatever.

and by the way there really is something about mary